What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?
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Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.
Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.
And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...
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Marijuana makes Jesus cry!
“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”
Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!
Vero beatae repudiandae excepturi hic quia tenetur.
Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.
Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!
I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.
Shameless vixen! Trollop!
¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!
I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.
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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.
Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.
Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.
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Make Nazis afraid again!
In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …
Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.
What was it like being spanked as a kid?
Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.
Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority
But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!
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Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!
Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.
At least until the peyote kicks in ...
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Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)
Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!
Is it okay for me to wear girls’ underwear?
And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.
Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.
Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …
Why would the United States need a fleet of the F-47 fighter jet fielded in the 2030s?
Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!
Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.
Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?
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In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …